Click the picture and your video will start automatically. You'll need Quicktime to view these. If your computer asks you if you want Quicktime, do it, numb-nuts.
running time: 3 min. 30 seconds
genre: music video/cartoon
this funky cut-out animation will keep you groovin' and laughin' (NOTE: not using the letter "g" means EXTREME FUNK ZONE AHEAD)
Gramma Does Dick.
running time: 6 min. 25 seconds
Private detective thinks he's gonna get a piece of Granny, *but winds up in pieces. *from Steven Segal book of cliches.
click Martin Luther King to return to tonguelashing
Johnny Had Sex (with a chicken)
genre: music video/adolescent humor
Johnny's mom sent him to the henhouse to get some eggs for her cake. When he didn't come home for half an hour, she knew she'd made a mistake.
The Ballad Of Timmy's Dog
running time: 3 min. 55 seconds
genre: music video/foolish old people
A warm ditty about a grandma who steals her grandson's dog and has it chopped up for sandwich meat.
Elvis Presley and my dad hangin'.
running time: 38 seconds
genre: home movies/Elvis!
My dad and Elvis Presley used to hang out and get wasted.
Two Urban Legends In One
running time: 4 min 15 seconds
A lovely meshing of the Kentucky Fried Rat and I Believe in Mary Worth urban legends.
Click the Redtongue
I assure you it's your worst nightmare.