Upon entering, the first thing that pissed me off was this revised evolution chart. It's hard enough to accept that I have evolved from a stinking monkey. Now, I have to believe that the human species actually evolved from penguins? First the metric system, and now this? According to this chart, evolution has passed us by, culminating at the top of the spectrum with something called an Elephant Bird? I don't see no Elephant Bird wearing any pants. That should tell you something right there. Talk about injustice. With my visit to The Kill or Be Killed Museum I was going to show that mankind deserves a higher ranking on the evolutionary chart than some big old stupid bird. If it meant driving another species into extinction, so be it.
