Upon entering the Rex Allen Museum, the smell of over ripe body odor and feet immediately signal to your subconscious, "This is male." Cardboard Rex Allen, that famous singing cowboy from the 40's, smiles confidently, as if to say, "A man smells like feet." How simple is that? We already have our first rule, the one we knew but were ashamed to admit. Men smell like feet. Say it out loud. Men smell like feet. Again. Men smell like feet. Feel the smell. Taste the smell. Be the smell. Men smell like feet.
