I use this photo to illustrate a couple of points.  1) The guy is "inflating his value."  Get it?  2) Things are not always as they appear. What he thought was in the box for 29.99 was not a hot babe at all, but an air mattress with a face.  However, he was rushed, and couldn't do a complete inspection of the product.  And he thought he saw his father, which freaked him out.  It's totally understandable.    By the way, the photo is not me.