The first ride is called, "Who's your moil?"  It's a crazy one where a nice young man in authentic bible garb gives you a circumcision the old fashioned way.  The manner in which he informed us that Jesus was, in fact, circumcised, was  concise, descriptive, and heart warming. Nonetheless,  I had to tell him I felt a little cheated.  Since I was already circumcised, how could I possibly get the full "Holyland experience?"  Not missing a beat, he pointed to his left and showed me that I could indeed re-experience the moment simply by purchasing one "reclaimed foreskin" for a mere three dollars.  WWJD?