Recent catastrophic events in the world have got me to thinking that maybe the apocalypse is really upon us. If you're like me, you want to make sure you have a little spiritual insurance just in case a river of blood comes flowing down Main Street. Now, if you could get your God fix along with maybe an amusement ride or two, and perhaps some snacks, you'd really get off on that, wouldn't you? Fear not, heathens, for I have found such a place. It lies innocuously enough; tucked in the viaduct between Interstate 4 and Vineland Road. That's just west of the Millenium Mall in Orlando, Florida. So, let's go get us some of that old time religion at.... (cue Purple Haze by Jimmy Hendrix) "The Holyland Experience."