Awaiting you at the top of the Tiki is this vintage bench affording you a fabulous view of breathtaking mid-town Tucson, Arizona. You can drink all the rest of your 40 up here. You can pick at that scab all you want up here because your wife isn't around to punch you in the arm when she sees you picking. You can take your pants off and scratch up here. I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Great things can happen up in the Tiki." And as an added bonus, if you visit during summer, the tiki top reaches 212 degrees. That's fahrenheit. And, you can only imagine what that metal bench might do to the skin on the back of your thighs. Now, that's what I call fun!
So, there you have it. Athletics. Mind expanding thought. Dazzling animatronics. Poo. Magic Carpet Golf has it all. Now, go get you some.
