The first hole  is this one, called "Poo Monkey."  Yes, it's a ten foot tall monkey.  Yes, it's dangling poo from it's ass.  The dangling dingleberry moves side to side in about an eight inch arc.  It's supposed to remind you that monkeys are filthy, hideous creatures, who might hurl their feces at you if you look at them wrong.  Just like you!  Just like me!
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