Daring you to approach is a 25 foot dinosaur. It is a marvel of 20th century animatronics, let me tell you. The menacing monster holds a metal ring, attached by a chain, to a red metal object, which it raises slowly up, slowly down. It's as if he's mocking you, "Look at this red thing. Look closely. Does it frighten you?" And, indeed, you are frightened. In fact, you're so baffled by what the red metal thing on the chain is, that you hit your ball into the neighboring mobile home park, smashing the window of some crack whore on a bender. And that's a one stroke penalty! Now, what the hell is that red metal thing, anyway?
