I CAN'T LIE...FORCED FAMILY FUN REALLY BRINGS ME DOWN.

I THINK IT COMES MOSTLY FROM THESE GOD AWFUL CROSS COUNTRY FAMILY TRIPS WE TOOK WHEN I WAS A KID.  IMAGINE.  1500 MILES IN 21 HOURS.  NO STOPPING.  BACKSEAT WITH ALL WINDOWS ROLLED UP.  PARENTS CHAINSMOKING THE ENTIRE WAY.  THIS IS MY MOTHER DOING WHAT SHE DOES BEST....GIVING BLOW JOB NUMBER NINE MILLION FOUR HUNDRED EIGHT TO HER LONGTIME LOVER, MR. MORE CIGARETTE...