Location: Tucson, AZ
Date: 11/20/2005
Sins attempted: 152,453 Sins converted: 112,341
As darkness falls, the people of Tucson become lust craving maniacs. They will leave no stone unturned in their search of carnal release. The first sign is when the usually prim Miss Helen Pemberton, 41, the Tucson librarian, shimmies her way down 4th Avenue, shaking her moraccas right in front of her milk sacks! She isn't thinking a whit about the dewey decimal system. And that's how it always starts. First, spitting in the face of convention. Then, oozing your love juice into the mouths of conventioneers. Helen and people like Helen need to be stopped and/or killed before it's too late.
