Warning! The following article documents a growing national menace that may be too raunchy for the weak of mind to consider. We are in the beginning stages of the decimation of Total American Perfection (TAP). Is it due to weak kneed liberalism giving the individual a sense of purpose, when we all know that the individual don't mean crap? Or how about those hard line conservatives, who eight years later, still find the word "Billary" totally hilarious? Friends, it's hard to believe, but it's neither. What's taking down America is a bipartisan nightmare."Dia de los Sexos." Translated directly to English, meaning, "Day when everyone meets downtown to have sweaty sex with strangers and puppets and to tear down the very fabric our forefathers worked so hard to establish."
