"As Seen On TV."  Is this the kind of endorsement you want on something you might actually need?  Let's take a look at a few of these products.  First, there's  NADS.  Sucks.  Next, is the Flowbee Haircutting System.  Sucks.  Third, and certainly not least, is Exercise Ball airpump included.  Sucks, too.  Can it get any worse? YES.  Now, there's the "As Seen On TV" store at the local mall.   In the past,  at least we had to phone in our orders for products that suck.  Now,  we can buy junk that won't work right off the shelf.  Yippeee.   I'm waiting for the "As Seen On TV Airlines." I can see the advertising now....."I'm not a pilot.  But I play one on TV..."