Can anyone interpret the clues present? Anyone? No one? Why don't I take a stab at it? My years of experience on the open trail immediately tell me that a "Bigfoot type mammal," with at least one big foot has walked, and or hopped, through an unidentifiable yellow paint-like substance before stumbling on this exact remote path we find ourselves on today. The feet are positively huge, wouldn't you agree class? I'd say at least a size 9 1/2. Maybe this is The Thing we seek. Let's move on.